fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
pick me up when it’s over tho
beginning and end of season nine
i don’t like you
if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history
ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
Sure is actually. I believe the term you’re interested in is GENDER EQUALITY.
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
The Avengers are every person you see in high school.
The shy nerd
The asshole you just can’t hate
The hot foreign guy
The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something
His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)
The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks
And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete
HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP
Then I just, come on…
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ