THIS IS THE MOST DEPRESSING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
Of course this was in a city called Winchester
that makes the burning house gif even more accurate
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.
IT’S SO CUTE
HEAD AND HATRED
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.
#9 goes hard
DID #1 CAUSE SOMEONE TO HAVE A STROKE OMG IM DYING
I did number 18 at a party. Drunk people kept finding cookies in their pockets. It was great.
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
if you had a theme song that played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?
I think the worst part of being lonely is how you have so much time to find cool stuff on the internet and having no one to show.
if you watch Supernatural backwards it’s about a demon who meets Sam and Cas and then they begin to feel like bros and friends then he gets cured and gives away the mark of cain until he slowly becomes human again
and then Castiel throws him into Hell, and after he comes back, Sam leaves him to go to Stanford.
Its still sad